Minnesota Fisherman vs. Penthouse Forum
- Wade
Firstly... Happybirthdaytoyou, happybirthdaytoyou, happybirthdaydearjason, happybirthdaytoyou.
Secondly... Three days ago I returned from my fly-in fishing trip in northern Ontario. By all accounts, the trip was successful: many fish caught and eaten or released, no boat crashes, no air sickness, and I took my father-in-law's money in poker. What could be better?
While it may look like we lived in luxury, the library in our outpost cabin was lacking. The only periodical of interest that I could find was the July 2005 issue of Minnesota Fisherman. Or some title like that. I can't exactly remember. Anyway, one article about the intricacies of bass fishing struck me-- the author used language that... well, I'll let you make your own judgment.
So your fun for today: determine whether the following quotes originate from Minnesota Fisherman or Penthouse Forum. It may be harder than you think. (That's not the first quote, despite how it sounds.) (Nevermind.)
"It's full of blowdowns and snags. A big boat won't make it through."
"Paddle back to your put-in point."
"For a long time I thought Lola was the one."
"I tied on a 1-ounce leadhead, added a No. 11 pork frog, then cast toward a flooded tree."
"The next step was to bring another woman to our bed."
"I reached up and took as much as I could of her breasts in my hands."
"I started working it back and forth with a jerky retrieve."
"Instantly, a three-pound largemouth went airborne. The next 30 seconds of acrobatics were enough to make an Olympic gymnast blush with shame, but I soon gained the upper hand."
"A not-so-subtle tap telegraphed the largemouth's strike. Jim's pole rainbowed when he set the hook."
"From then on, orgies and swinging became part of our sexual repertoire."
"He was about to cream in my honey."
"From many of our selected targets, a feisty bigmouth raced out to wallop our offerings."
"Don't exhaust yourself. The pace should be as comfortable and as untiring as possible."
"There's something about a dancer that's very erotic to me."
"The next day we did it, and to my surprise, carrying my buddy's canoe wasn't much worse than than toting a big tackle box."
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