TEN THINGS THAT ARE NOT IRONIC BUT SIMPLY UNFORTUNATE
- Wade
(Thanks to McSweeney's for inspiration.)
Rain on your wedding day.
Genital herpes.
Being mauled by wolves.
A black fly in your chardonnay.
Any insect, regardless of color or genus, in your chardonnay.
Oppression of the masses under the auspices of Communism.
Getting green slime dropped on you from above after uttering "I don't know."
Gigli
A traffic jam when you're already late.
Gout.
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