Tom Cruise is Nuts
- Wade
First, go here. (Then come back.) (And while you're on your way, say a silent "thank you" to Laura for pointing out this yummy gambit fodder.)
Wh-ew. You know, Mr. Cruise has gotten a decent amount of bad press lately, and deservedly so. Why pile on?
Because he's completely insane. And a bit of a jerk, to boot. The folks who set up the above website apparently agree, and have collected numerous juicy quotes to irrefutably prove that, yes, Tom Cruise is nuts.
Surf as time allows... but here are a few personal favorites:
- "Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period."
- "It's just like, "Huh? Wow, man. Wow. I was looking at her (and thinking), 'Man, you are so cool.' We go scuba diving together. She likes all this stuff that I love to do. She's funny and smart."
- "[Women] smell good. They look pretty. I love women. I do."
Just... bizzare. To quote Detective David Mills, he's a nutjob. If I were still doing the dead pool I'd put him at the top of my list for next year. I caught a snippet on NPR a couple weekends back that said he needs to be careful if he wants to continue to have movie success-- if he continues on his current wacko pace, the public won't believe that he can pull off a "neutral" character in a movie. In other words, whenver they see his face they'll immediately think of him jumping on Oprah's couch.
Anyway-- stay tuned. I'm sure he's not done yet. Although I'm not sure he could top his lean-back appearance on BET.
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