Compromising Photos
- Wade
My former manager and I seem to have a similar view of the world, save for politics. One of the things we agreed on was how incompetent mid-level managers kept their jobs: they had to have compromising photos of executives. Makes sense, right? Because the only way Dain could keep some of these people around had to be that they had pictures of important people caught in untoward acts.
Of course we knew it wasn't true. But it (oddly) made us feel better about our company.
Where am I going with this?
It's obvious that us simpleprop dorks are headed for executive boardrooms some day, and probably soon. We've got talent... wisdom... charisma... a keen sense of business acumen... all of these things. Since we love our readers so much, I'm publishing some photos of the three of us (and Jason, too, because it's fun.) Now, in the future, you can blackmail us for cushy jobs. Aren't we nice?
Overture... light the lights...
Booze.
Ibid. I'm sure I'm singing something cool like "Summer of 69," too.
My b-day. Doing the lawnmower. sigh...
I'm just not sure what to say here.
Substance abuse.
What happens in Madison... And, yes, his pants are down.
I'll never look at Eeyore the same way again.
What do you think? Drop us a line at webmaster@simpleprop.com and give us some
feedback. Maybe we'll even run your letters in future Gambits. 'The Daily Gambit' is updated every weekday.
