Gambit Haikus
- Alex
oh crap! it's my day
to write a Gambit today
monkeys throw their poop
oh Gambit! Gambit!
wherefore art thou fair Gambit?
monkeys throw their poop
are you my Gambit?
searched high and low - no Gambit
monkeys throw their poop
it's Friday! Friday!
the weekend is tomorrow!
monkeys throw their poop
Gambits are keen
Gambits are really quite keen
monkeys throw their poop
i end each haiku
with the same damn line - like this:
monkeys throw their poop
someone kill me now
oddly this Gambit ain't bad
monkeys throw their poop
And, just for fun, a Gambit limerick:
there once was a man with a Gambit
his stomach would rather a ham bit
he decided instead
to yodel in bed
his girlfriend told him to cram it
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