News of the Weird
- Wade
Let me preface this gambit by expressing my discomfort from consuming four (count 'em) hardshell tacos from the newly-opened Taco Johns. (To be fair, I only ordered three, but consider that extra taco some sort of divine intervention.) Anyhoo, blame any grammar or spelling errors on my consumption of Grade D "beef."
Just an odd day in the news, beyond my parent company issuing a press release announcing the future layoff of 1,700 employees without telling any employees beforehand. I love RBC.
This nugget caught my attention. First off, why do you still have a lava lamp? Second, why did you put it on the stove? Impatience? Lastly, and most importantly, how do you live in a trailer park but have no alcohol or drugs in your system? Just strange.
Next, I found the following headline on fanball.com yesterday:
Hand Pulls Groin
Well of course it did. How else do kids pull their groin these days? After reading further the story apparently refers to a New York Football Giants defensive tackle getting injured, but that's much less fun.
Finally... this. Those wacky Brits. We have so much to learn from them about respectability and high culture.
(ahem...)
SOOOO-EEEEEEEE!!!
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