Shuffle off, buffalo
- Alex
Yeah, so I'll freely admit that I've got nothing today. I mean seriously. I'm trying to do three things at once at work, one of which is keep my own
computer from dying a grisly death (it's the same story as yesterday, I know, what can I say, nothing has changed).
Hoping to do something without really doing something (like wadE's job for the first seven years!), I did a random google search for "Unexplained
Mysteries of Fudge". Sadly, the image search turned up nothing.
The regular search wasn't much better, although I did find a series of kids books that had one titled
Cam Jansen and The Chocolate Fudge Mystery, so that was interesting.
But really, all it was was a random Animaniacs reference running through my brain, so of course that turned up in a hit of 'acs quotes. I'll paste a
few of the more bizarre ones in below, and you can all go about your day.
Yakko: We protest you calling us "little kids".
We prefer to be called "vertically-impaired
pre-adults".
-- Broadcast Nuisance
Miss Flamiel: We'll move on to science. Dot, what can
you tell me about the great scientists of
the nineteenth century?
Dot: They're all dead.
Miss Flamiel: No no no!
Dot: All right. They're all living.
Miss Flamiel: No no no!
Yakko: Well, now we're getting into philosophy.
-- Chalkboard Bungle
Miss Flamiel: Yakko, can you conjugate?
Yakko: Who, me? I've never even *kissed* a girl!
Miss Flamiel: No no no. It's easy. I'll conjugate with you.
Yakko: Goodnight, everybody!
-- Chalkboard Bungle
Mr. Crazy Person: Nobody sees the director unless they know
the password.
Accountants: Freunleven Freunleven Freunleven Freunleven
Yakko: Would it be 'Freunleven'?
Mr. Crazy Person: Woooooah. They have spoken 'Freunleven'.
Go in we should let them.
Dot: How'd you know?
Yakko: It just came to me.
-- Hearts of Twilight
Mr. Director: Hoyl! How'd you... with the going...
you were there... but here now... you are...
for me to see... how'd you do...
Yakko: You understand any of that?
Wakko: I think he said: "Hoyl! How'd you...
with the going... you were there...
but here now... you are... for me to see...
how'd you do...
Yakko: Thanks for clearing that up.
-- Hearts of Twilight
Wakko: Hey, mister, what's this?
Blosky: A vomit bag.
Wakko: Ah, poo. I got gypped. There's none in here!
-- Plane Pals
Wakko: So what are we going to get Dr. Scratchy?
Dot: Ooooooh, how about an outfit from Oedipus Rex
Men's Ware?
Yakko: Nah, his mom would hate those.
-- Survey Ladies
Dr. Scratchansniff: Dot, would you care to give it a try? But,
I'd like you to make a little curtsey.
Dot: Thanks, but I did before I left home.
-- Taming of the Screwy
Yakko: And the moral of today's story is: If you
can't say anything nice, you're probably at
the Ice Capades.
-- The Wheel of Morality
Stewardess: You'll find life jackets under your seats. In
the event of a water landing, they will keep
you afloat, unless you are seized by a giant
squid, and dragged screaming beneath the waves.
-- Plane Pals
Stewardess: Thank you for choosing Air Pacific. You have
well over a forty percent chance of landing
safely. Enjoy your flight!
-- Plane Pals
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