Manic Monday
- Wade
Ever have the feeling that you have about 8,000,000 things to do and about 48 hours to get them done? That's what I feel like lately. I'm not complaining-- "busy"ness is much more preferable to boredom. But I'm beginning to get a little frantic. Damn you series seven!!!
So I'll be brief.
If Donald Trump gets his way and trademarks the phrase "You're Fired" will employers be legally barred from dismissing workers?
Even if that horse would have kicked Paris Hilton in the head, do you think it would have made a difference?
Do you think Rick Helling being injured will actually increase the number of Twins victories?
Relatedly, do you think the phrase "let's think about the fans" has ever crossed the lips of any execs at Victory Sports?
Not to get all Revelations on anyone, but is it funny that "Passion of the Christ" gets knocked out of the #1 box office spot by "Dawn of the Dead"?
Is it me, or is the "renaming" of the NCAA tournament regions to the applicable city is the baby step to regional corporate sponsorship. ("The Great Eight sponsored by Tucks Medicated Pads.")
Do you think the IRS is in cahoots with tax planners, making doing your own taxes so difficult that you have no alternative but to go to someone who does it for a living?
Do you think Allan Iverson ever lays in bed at night awake wondering "Why am I such an a$$hole?" Probably not.
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