Smorgasboard
- Alex
First off for today, I'd like to nominate a new official mascot for the gambit:
Personally, I think that a duck with a flower for a head, and a psychadelic body, with a tail that's really a flagpole, and on top
of that (even though you can't see it here) is a flag of a screwball (literally a screw and a baseball), well that's pretty much
exactly what we're going for with this site.
Couple that with our new site slogan ("Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich."), and I think we're really
on to something.
I must say, one of the perks of my job is finely illustrated today, on Halloween. I get to see all the little pre-tots and
kinder-kids walking the hallways in their costumes. A-dorable.
Finally, since it's the end of the month, and I haven't done this in a while... here's a list of the most popular searches that
have brought folks to SP in the month of October. Enjoy:
12: winona rider shoplifting
12: herb carneal
9: 10 hardest things to do in sports
8: hardest thing to do in sports
8: barney fife
6: masturbate 35w
5: hardest things to do in sports
5: naproxen buzz
4: gambit archive
4: playoffs
4: best cds ever
4: nascar isn't a sport
3: everybody needs a little time away
3: what qualifies as a sport
3: kirsten dunst
3: chief wahoo
3: gremlins cereal
What do you think? Drop us a line at webmaster@simpleprop.com and give us some
feedback. Maybe we'll even run your letters in future Gambits. 'The Daily Gambit' is updated every weekday.