Pseudomeat
- Wade
And now, from the home office in Austin, Minnesota, the top ten non-food uses for SPAM Luncheon Meat.
Drumroll, Anton....
10. Cat pillow.
9. Spackle.
8. Alternative projectile for Xtreme snowball fights.
7. Sunscreen.
6. Fashionable amulet.
5. Bookmark.
4. Knife sharpener.
3. Hacky sack.
2. Hat for a monkey.
And the number one non-food use for SPAM Luncheon Meat...
1. Slimy doorstop.
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