Road Trippin'

I've got three days of driving ahead of me... thankfully none of them will be more than three or four hours on the road, but I'm still gonna just phone in this gambit from the homestead on Thursday night.

Seems like a good tie-in to mention the latest road trip game that's kept me entertained on the way to work for the last week or so. Quite simply, you take the name of the model from the car you see, and add the word 'anal' to the front of it. Jake passed this to me from our good friend Jess. Naturally I tried it on my own car first, and wasn't too impressed with the Anal Malibu.

However, it'll grab ya on the road. Ford makes some fine candidates. You can't argue with the humor value of the Anal Probe, the Anal Explorer, or the Anal Escort. Or, if you're an old-timey car afficianado, you can go with the (Dodge) Anal Duster, or Anal Dart. Or if you're feeling especially daffy, you can go with the (Mercury) Anal Grand Marquis.

Yes, I'm an eighth grader trapped in an adult body. So sue me. At least I have fun.

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