Yo Momma
- Wade
I've truly racked my brain for this Gambit. War commentary... impending baseball season... original fiction... my fear of seeing any movie that looks dissimilar to Caddyshack...
Nothing.
So, without further adieu, a batch of Yo Momma jokes. Plucked from Garrison Keillor, of all places. Happy Friday.
Yo Momma's so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.
Yo Momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo Momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo Momma's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her parents.
Yo Momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo Momma's so dumb, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo Momma is so ugly, they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
Yo Momma's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Momma's blood type is Ragu.
Yo Momma's belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Momma's so fat that when she hauls ass, she have to make two trips!
Yo Momma's so fat when she goes to an All You Can Eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo Momma's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and we missed 2 episodes of "Friends."
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