Messages from God
- wadE
A few years ago while in Wilmington Delaware (don't ask) I saw the first of these billboards from God. It
had a plain black background with a basic white font. I'm not sure who came up with them, but they are fantastic.
Whether or not you believe or follow the Christian faith, you cannot deny the comedy involved.
Internet rumor has it that they've cropped up in Arizona. If you've gotten an email about them before, I can tell
you that these billboards truly do exist.
Here is a sampling:
Tell the kids I love them.
-God
Let's meet at my house Sunday
before the game.
-God
C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God
What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."
didn't you understand?
-God
We need to talk.
-God
Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer.
-God
Loved the wedding,
invite me to the marriage.
-God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...
I meant it.
-God
I love you and you
and you and you and...
-God
Will the road you're on
get you to my place?
-God
Follow me.
-God
Big bang theory,
you've got to be kidding.
-God
My way is the highway.
-God
Need directions?
-God
You think it's hot here?
-God
Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
-God
Do you have any idea
where you're going?
-God
Don't make me come down there.
-God
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