I'm sure Twins fans will remember the highly exciting 1997 and 1998 teams of which Tewksbury was a part. You know, the ones where 15 homeruns meant you led the team, and if your name was LaTroy or F-Rod then you had a spot in the starting rotation? Yeah, those were fun times. Did I say fun? Well, I meant it, in the same way that being stalked by a carnival clown with a big knife is fun.

Pretty card, though. I was going to illustrate how one could do things like this these days pretty easily, but instead just did this to Jason instead. I figure it's a wash. Plus I started to make that picture into a mimic card and decided that the little bezeled boxes (that would have read "Jason" and "Flatulent", respectively) just weren't worth the effort.

Oh well.

This is clearly the best result that one can obtain from a simple image search for 'Bob Tewksbury'.

Again, a pretty card. I like the grid-and-gradient theme. Well, kind of. Not much to work with on this card, either. The stats point out that he's a rubber-armed, ball-in-play slop artist, but that's not particularly interesting. It's interesting in the way that pudding is interesting. I'm all about half-assed similies today.

Time to cut my losses with this card. I'd hoped it was going to be more interesting than this, but oh well.